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Remember that good pilots tend to be rather exact at best, anal at worst
and usually don't take a crap without a checklist.
   
Flightdawg
Fly Ultralight Digest V1 #452 Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1998
       
    
    
Your Cessna Meets a Hurricane
From B. Kitterman's Humor List Server 8/30/98
Hurricane Survival Quiz
Item #4
4. You're flying in a small, single engine plane. You look up and see a hurricane directly ahead. What's the first thing that enters your mind?
  
    
     

From the 8/17/98    Internet site:
                
 . . . SHORT FINAL
      
Airline pilots, like any of us, can have a tough time finding their way around an unfamiliar airport. One day at SJC (San Jose, Calif.), a UAL DC-10 was headed into unfamiliar territory. Controllers observed the aircraft come to a full stop just short of an intersecting taxiway and remain motionless.
After a moment, Ground Control called and said, "UAL XXX turn right at that taxiway."
There was no response.
  
Again the controller said, "UAL XXX turn right at that taxiway."
No response.
   
After a few seconds, the controller tried a different approach:
"UAL XXX, turn toward the copilot",
at which point the aircraft made an immediate 90-degree turn to the right...
        
(Think about it...it'll come to you.)

 From the 8/24/98   Internet site:            

. . . SHORT FINAL
     Wind In Your Hair, Sun On Your Cheeks
The crew of an Air National Guard KC-135 tanker has taken the phrase, "Let it all hang out" to new heights, if you will. The all-male crew flew a mission in the buff last month out of Fairchild AFB near Spokane, Wash. Major Philip Logan, an Air National Guard spokesman, is keeping the most of the details on the alleged buck nekkid aviating under wraps, but says the Guard and the 141st Air Refueling Wing are taking it very seriously. Logan says other than the "unusual condition" of the crew, the refueling mission they performed went normally. Crew members could face a range of disciplines for their so-called "breach in personal discipline," including courts-martial.
    

      

From the 8/24/98   Internet site:            

. . . SHORT FINAL
   
"The male pilot is a poor, confused soul who talks about women when he's in an airplane...and talks about airplanes when he is with a woman."

An Appropriate sign of the Boshears or Wrens Fly-in

This is an old one, but good to bring up every now and then. The pseudo-German gets people's attention:

(roll your cursor over the graphic if you are pseudo-German impaired)

striped line

And I Was Thinking It Was So Quiet Up Here

Overheard on Center frequency:

Center: "Flight XXX, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees."

Flight XXX: "Roger, but we are at FL350, how much noise can we make up here?"

Center: "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 727 makes when it hits a 747?"

    

Ace pilot Snoopy going right

      

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